Top 32 Always Joking Quotes
#1. I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been about role-playing, about doing anything for a laugh. I'm always joking about; that's the way I am.
Shayne Ward
#2. God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will find jokes and jokes and jokes. Seriousness is illness; seriousness has nothing spiritual about it. Spirituality is laughter, spirituality is joy, spirituality is fun.
Rajneesh
#3. I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.
Dave Franco
#4. They was always joking that Jonte fell in love with Farren's old ass but she really wasn't old to him; they were eight or nine years apart. But Farren was still childish. In his eyes, he felt way older than she was. Jonte
Nako
#5. I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Red Buttons
#6. Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were like you are on stage, you would be obnoxious. With the jokes and the putdowns, I would need to take a break ... juggle something.
Dom Irrera
#7. Start copying what you love. Copy copy copy copy. At the end of the copy you will find yourself.
Yohji Yamamoto
#8. Happiness is there when you are morally clear to yourself.
Debasish Mridha
#9. People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, "Just joking."
Dave Barry
#10. I love Sam Neill. The thing that I always say about him, and I think it's true, is he's so dry. When he's serious, I think he's joking; when he's joking, I think he's serious.
Willem Dafoe
#11. I guess no one stays friends for more than thirty years without broken hearts along the way.
Kristin Hannah
#12. Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
Gunter Grass
#13. But that was always the case. People hardly ever saw their children as they really were.
Rohinton Mistry
#14. I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.
Matthew Perry
#15. The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
Candace Bushnell
#16. My dad and I used to watch 'Ninja Warrior' all the time back when it was in Japan. I would always say, 'I could do that,' kind of joking, but obviously kind of serious.
Kacy Catanzaro
#17. Dimka said angrily: "Why the hell do you risk everything for the sake of an empty protest?" "We live in a brutal tyranny," she said. "We have to do something to keep hope alive." "We
Ken Follett
#18. But what little we did know, we brandished wildly like cavemen's clubs, slinging out stuff we felt tasted good. That was as intricate as our
game plan ever was - to make food that tasted good.
Bjorn Shen
#19. A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
George D. Prentice
#20. I'm not joking you. I never joke people. Joke people and you make enemies. That's what I always say.
Ernest Hemingway,
#21. We are able to find true strength and rest only inside of ourselves. Our very body is a sanctuary and a generator of energy. When things are hard and confusing, go inside. the place can provide you with prefect rest.
Ilchi Lee
#22. If you stop loving someone, did you ever love them? If you say you're committed and later you're not committed, well, was the first thing commitment? You see what I mean? This kind of thing has always interested me.
Tim O'Brien
#23. It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.
Maureen Johnson
#24. I was tired of this silly joking about my 'speaking countenance'. I could keep a secret as well as anyone. Poirot had always persisted in the humiliating belief that I am a transparent character and that anyone can read what is passing in my mind.
Agatha Christie
#25. Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker.
Julie Ann Walker
#26. When you knock on the door of opportunity, do not be surprised that it is Work who will answer.
Brendon Burchard
#27. Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought despairingly. In Russia you always knew. If a man made a stern face he was threatening; if he was laughing uproariously, he was joking.
George Mikes
#28. Every island to a child is a treasure island.
P.D. James
#29. The ordinary Christian with the Bible in his hand can say that the majority is wrong.
Francis Schaeffer
#30. I have always viewed thinking about arguing, about questioning, pushing back with, joking, about sharing and discovering the world and the news as enjoyable, the same way that I view watching basketball.
Chris Hayes
#31. Lord, we claim your strength to serve you, no matter what our circumstances may be. Amen.
Corrie Ten Boom
#32. You always look like someone's sucked the life right out of you when something fascinates you. -Tris
Veronica Roth
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