Stop Joking Quotes

#1. Can't you ever stop joking?"
"No, why should I? Laughter is one of the two things that make life worthwhile. Aren't you going to ask what the other one is?

Elizabeth Peters

#2. As a mental exercise I like to plan the murder of friends and colleges.

Sherlock

#3. I'm in a very good place to make records. Needing to make money off music is very dangerous.

Ice-T

#4. I have toured with Klemens Marktl, playing his original compositions and arrangements. He is a wonderful drummer, a writer possessing a high degree of creativity, and an assured band leader.

Joe Locke

#5. My work was done, so it was time to start digging my grave again.

Anthony Kiedis

#6. I've always been attracted to themes of isolation in my work - in my independent work and my DC work.

Jeff Lemire

#7. The only thing faster than the speed of thought is the speed of forgetfulness. Good thing we have other people to help us remember.

Vera Nazarian

#8. In the depths of hell roasting on a spit if it meant getting to be close to you.

Nicole Williams

#9. I'll give you all the dates you want. But that cooling-off thing? I can't promise you that.

Cherrie Lynn

#10. A traditionalist's values are gleaned from all that is good in the past.

Fennel Hudson

#11. No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.

Chuck Palahniuk

#12. It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

Arthur Smith

#13. Social science affirms that a woman's place in society marks the level of civilization.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#14. Might be dead and buried. V. well, there is more to E.'s & my pax

David Mitchell

#15. I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.

Steve Jobs