All Sarge Quotes

#1. Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Sarge

#2. Later that day when I passed the Admin lieutenant and the Sargeant standing by the Desk, I said casually, "I'm leaving too, Sarge."
"Okay," he said, and I kept on walking.

Edward Conlon

#3. There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love calling your name.

Kate DiCamillo

#4. I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for murder!

Sarge

#5. Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.

Garrison Keillor

#6. I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!

Sarge

#7. We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead.

Sarge

#8. And one of the reasons why he likes her is because she's so different from him. She's as big as four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck all, but she takes no bullshit from anyone. She even talks back to the Sarge, which is like watching a mouse bark at a pitbull.

M.R. Carey

#9. [I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]

K.D. Sarge

#10. We all need new ideas, images, and experiences far more than we need new stoves or cars or computers.

Bill Holm

#11. Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.

K.D. Sarge

#12. Besides, humans aren't prey. They are our natural enemies. They are to be avoided.

Cynthia Leitich Smith

#13. Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.

K.D. Sarge

#14. He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.

K.D. Sarge

#15. "Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly."
"really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?

John Connolly

#16. He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!

K.D. Sarge

#17. Upon my word, you don't think small beer of yourself! Hamper

Elizabeth Gaskell

#18. [Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.]
[Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.]
[It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!]
['Science' is not a legal defense.]
[Damn them.]

K.D. Sarge

#19. Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.

K.D. Sarge

#20. went straight to the water cooler. "Goddamn, Sarge, you look, like holy

David A. Maurer

#21. But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

Bill Bailey

#22. A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

Sarge

#23. The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Arthur Smith

#24. [Travel seems] not just a way of having a good time, but something that every self-respecting citizen ought to undertake, like a high-fiber diet, say, or a deodorant.

Jan Morris

#25. A lot of people view science as dull or boring, and I think the stance we take, using humour, not taking ourselves too seriously ... I think people enjoy that. I think it's quite refreshing.

Elise Andrew

#26. He wanted to "sarge" with me, as he put it. Sarging is pickup artist jargon for going out to meet women; the term evidently has its origin in the name of one of Ross Jeffries's cats, Sargy. An

Neil Strauss