Alimony Money Quotes

#1. It appears that the English think the Japanese ... are fond of opium, and they want to bring it here also.

Townsend Harris

#2. The issue I focus on the most is extreme poverty. I think it's kind of out of sight out of mind. I wish there would be more stories about that to connect people to what's happening. To personalize it, to make it real to people, to inspire them to action.

John Legend

#3. A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie.

Vladimir Lenin

#4. Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own ...

Tom Waits

#5. Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Robin Williams

#6. There is no more dreary or more repulsive creature than the man who has evaded his genius.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#7. I've been quite lucky - everything I've done has been quite varied.

Konnie Huq

#8. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think. So who is "me"?

Terry Pratchett

#9. Much female conversation is, in fact, about survival - but in code.

Louise Bernikow

#10. Who I am at the core and what I think represents me is really reflected in my family.

Eva Longoria

#11. When I was 16, the guest speaker was King. And I was completely overwhelmed because I had been studying nonviolence, talking about it, reading about it, but here it was happening, here it was people boycotting the buses and people on the streets and taking risks, which I think was the key.

Joan Baez

#12. The classy gangster is a Hollywood invention.

Orson Welles

#13. Great joy, especially after a sudden change of circumstances, is apt to be silent, and dwells rather in the heart than on the tongue.

Henry Fielding

#14. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

#15. The dove, as it flies in the sun, seems simply to sparkle like silver, but only one who has been able to wait at length to discover its hidden face will see its true gold or, rather, the color of a shining orange.

Umberto Eco

#16. Heroes rarely get to rest when they desire to.

C.J. Brightley

#17. Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood.

Kenneth Eade

#18. Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.

Craig Ferguson

#19. A heck of a lot more accountability comes from individuals or the church doing it than the government, that signs off on helping people at 5 o'clock, because it comes from the heart, not from a badge or a mandate.

Doug LaMalfa