Align Your Spine Quotes

#1. I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

Wendy Liebman

#2. Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties.

Matt Fraction

#3. When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Woody Allen

#4. War is a seed of bigger war, but Peace is the seed of God.

Iisakki Totuudentalo

#5. I just live my own life, and I don't read any of the magazines.

Joel Madden

#6. She shouldn't be this close to Cole, not alone, not even when she was pissed beyond belief. It was too dangerous, since she had yet to find a cure for I-hate-you-but-I-want-to-fuck-your-brains-out-itis.

Jennifer Bonds

#7. The danger, though - and there have been signs of this recently - is that Europe begins to demonstrate a return to more nationalist sentiment. To my mind, that would be a great mistake.

Lakshmi Mittal

#8. Do you think I'd have called if I had anyone else?"
"That really inspires confidence, bro. Why would you even trust me with watching your kids anyway? I killed two goldfishs last week. On accident.

C.M. Stunich

#9. I am a born novelist, which does not happen all that often. There are people who try to write for a certain time, then they become Ministers of Culture under de Gaulle, and they begin living their own fictions.

Gore Vidal

#10. To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

Aziz Ansari

#11. It has always been forever, for me, Sassenach

Diana Gabaldon

#12. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you.

Joshua Foer

#13. He leveled his gaze on her - the intensity there whispering promises she couldn't fathom - and she shivered.

Katherine McIntyre

#14. The best way to tell people about climate change is through non-fiction. There's a vast literature of outstanding writing on the subject.

Ian McEwan