Aliesha Schmut Quotes

#1. I did not make a pair, for three reasons.
1- because I don't know how to make a pie
2- because I don't have ingredients to make a pie
And three?
Because I'm not your bitch

Cassandra Clare

#2. I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

David Niven

#3. Women more than men can strip war of its glamour and its out-of-date heroisms and patriotisms, and see it as a demon of destruction and hideous wrong.

Lillian Wald

#4. So we have giant super-smart vipers who slithered in here, killed our people, opened the vault, stole something from it, and slithered out, undetected?"
"Appears so."
"Okay. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't something dangerous.

Ilona Andrews

#5. It was in a grim room on Eddy Street that I finally opened 'A Moveable Feast.' I read it all overnight. I read it again the next day.

Daniel Woodrell

#6. that the yoga guy? Yoga Matt?

Tracy Brogan

#7. There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible.

Auberon Waugh

#8. If a heart breaks and nobody hears it, how do you know if its really broken?

Angela Richardson

#9. One man's pornography is another man's theology.

Clive Barker

#10. I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

Nikki Reed

#11. When someone is being particularly mean and nasty, I simply think to myself, he or she used to be a cute little baby, I wonder what happened?

Ben Carson