Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes

#1. Mad Hatter: "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"
"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "What's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter

Lewis Carroll

#2. The stars, as if knowing that no one was looking at them, began to disport themselves in the dark sky: now flaring up, now vanishing, now trembling, they were busy whispering something gladsome and mysterious to one another.

Leo Tolstoy

#3. Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here.

Eoin Colfer

#4. Hat manufacturers once used a bright orange mercury wash to separate fur from pelts, and the common hatters who dredged around in the steamy vats, like the mad one in Alice in Wonderland, gradually lost their hair and wits.

Sam Kean

#5. Take off your hat," the King said to the Hatter.
"It isn't mine," said the Hatter.
"Stolen!" the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.
"I keep them to sell," the Hatter added as an explanation; "I've none of my own. I'm a hatter.

Lewis Carroll

#6. If you hold your breath long enough, you're dead. If you give up and start breathing, you're mad. Isn't that so, Alice from Wonderland?

Cameron Jace

#7. Alice: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Lewis Carroll

#8. When you consume more food in one meal than a village of people eat in a day something is wrong

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#9. You can't just look at someone and guess their sexuality. There's no point in assuming that every gay man has just one personality type.

Cameron Monaghan

#10. If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!)

Sarah J. Pepper

#11. Those are the Big Three: clipboards, orange cones, elf suits. People don't question

Tim Dorsey

#12. Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.

Marie Hall

#13. One to be a murderer, the other to be martyred, One to be a monarch, the other to go mad.

Marissa Meyer

#14. But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll

Shweta Ganesh Kumar

#15. A woman sees more than a man sees. That is well-known.

Alexander McCall Smith

#16. Purpose," he said thoughtfully. "You know you can't stop them all.'
"If I don't try, I won't stop any.

Leigh Bardugo

#17. If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Lewis Carroll

#18. Oh my gosh, she'd cracked. Her mother was right. Too much Wonderland and sugar had finally rotter her brain.

Marie Hall

#19. Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus!

Neal A. Maxwell

#20. Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace.

Jayde Scott

#21. Baseball is a lot like life. It's a day-to-day existence, full of ups and downs. You make the most of your opportunities in baseball as you do in life.

Ernie Harwell

#22. I learned a lesson which I didn't heed: Don't put yourself in your movies. It's too much.

Josh Radnor

#23. Two days wrong!" sighed the Hatter. "I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!" he added, looking angrily at the March Hare. "It was the best butter," the March Hare meekly replied.

Lewis Carroll

#24. And how do you know that you're mad?

Lewis Carroll

#25. If all the people break, and all the world breaks, and everyone and everything goes mad, then I can be normal, just like everyone else, right?

Jun Mochizuki

#26. I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

David Walliams