Alice Wonderland Mad Hatter Quotes

#1. Almost everybody wore a curious limpidity of expression, like newborn babies or souls just after death. Dazed but curiously dignified ... after a criseof hysterical revulsion and tiredness, I passed beyondand became entered by a rather sublime feeling.

Elizabeth Bowen

#2. Take off your hat," the King said to the Hatter.
"It isn't mine," said the Hatter.
"Stolen!" the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.
"I keep them to sell," the Hatter added as an explanation; "I've none of my own. I'm a hatter.

Lewis Carroll

#3. Alice: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Lewis Carroll

#4. If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!)

Sarah J. Pepper

#5. The scalpel is the greatest proof of the failure of medicine.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#6. The deeper you get into Yoga you realize it is a spiritual practice. It's a journey I'm making. I'm heading that way.

Sting

#7. Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.

Marie Hall

#8. One to be a murderer, the other to be martyred, One to be a monarch, the other to go mad.

Marissa Meyer

#9. Mad Hatter: "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"
"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "What's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter

Lewis Carroll

#10. As that famous homosexual Winston Churchill once said, if you find yourself heartbroken, keep walking.

David Levithan

#11. Blues ain't football. You don't have to retire at 30. You can grow and play all your life.

Elvin Bishop

#12. I think that you make the best choice with the information that you have before you at that given time.

Eriq La Salle

#13. You dare glamour me? he growled, his violet eyes burning as they bore into my own. Lucien just pressed me harder into the wall.

Sarah J. Maas

#14. If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Lewis Carroll

#15. It is a myth of publishers that people want to read easy things.

Umberto Eco

#16. Best they honor thee
Who honor in thee only what is best.

William Watson

#17. Oh my gosh, she'd cracked. Her mother was right. Too much Wonderland and sugar had finally rotter her brain.

Marie Hall

#18. I'm sure that you could go back and make a graph showing that all the killings of black males increased in times of economic difficulty. As a matter of fact, a black man was lynched last year.

Ishmael Reed

#19. Two days wrong!" sighed the Hatter. "I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!" he added, looking angrily at the March Hare. "It was the best butter," the March Hare meekly replied.

Lewis Carroll

#20. I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.

Phyllis Diller

#21. I'm into menswear slacks that are comfortable.

Rachel Bilson

#22. Many people live as if life were a dress rehearsal for some later date.

Richard Carlson