Top 14 Alan Partridge Alpha Papa Funny Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Alan Partridge Alpha Papa Funny

#1. My mothering needed a tad more Mother Theresa and a lot less Lizzy Borden.

#2. I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.

#3. I always want to be a messenger, a person that, you know, that's not afraid to pass on wisdom.

#4. Oh wait, I already fell.' He touched the tip of my nose with his finger. 'For you

#5. Suddenly the blood tasted good, salty, the stuff of life.

#6. Who can judge the judge?

#7. We'd all mourn for a while, but at the end of the day we were a tough lot, and we'd survive.

#8. The tomb is not a blind alley: it is a thoroughfare. It closes on the twilight. It opens on the dawn.

#9. The Darwinian adaptive trait of our time is the ability to figure out when we are being lied to on television.

#10. People always ask me 'do you think there should be more bands doing political music?' and I say 'absolutely not.'

#11. When you only look at the sky," she whispered, "it's like nothing's changed.

#12. Napoleon would always be extremely fastidious when it came to other people's morals, although his own were frequently questionable.

#13. The right to be ridiculous is something I hold dear ...

#14. Content is not the pathway to great deeds.

Alan Partridge Alpha Papa Funny Quotes