Alan Partridge Geordie Quotes

#1. A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman.

Jackie Chan

#2. I know that. I do watch Spooks.' Carol was surprised. 'You do? I don't.' 'You should. They do.

Val McDermid

#3. Not everybody paints what the public will pay for. The method in which an artist receives money is nobody's business, what matters is that paintings are produced.

Jim Rowe

#4. Elbert Hubbard said: Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day. Wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit.

Dale Carnegie

#5. I have no pity for myself either. So let it be Veronal. But I wish Hercule Poirot had never retired from work and come here to grow vegetable marrows.

Agatha Christie

#6. Satirists, be careful. In the 1931 film by Rene Clair "Vive la Liberte" a song says, "Work is freedom." In 1940 the sign on the gates to Auschwitz said: "Arbeit macht frei.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#7. If I win the gold medal, I will be set for the rest of my life. The medal itself doesn't give you anything, but it makes you a marketable item. You take it and see what you can do.

Caitlyn Jenner

#8. People need to start to think about the messages that they send in the movies.

Morgan Freeman

#9. Tis best to build no castles in the air.

Fanny Burney