Airbag Quotes

#1. In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe In a fast German car I'm amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life

Thom Yorke

#2. I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Garry Shandling

#3. A 99% Value-at-Risk calculation does not evaluate what happens in the last one percent ... This is like an airbag that works all the time, except when you have a car accident.

David Einhorn

#4. You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

Phyllis Diller

#5. Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#6. When you become a parent, that's a whole new level of life intruding. Nobody tells you how boring and time-sucking it's going to be! Or how the responsibility feels like an airbag going off in your life.

Maria Semple

#7. Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.

Damon Suede

#8. The suit's got a cervical airbag that blows up when you fall off the board, so you can bounce on your head. Besides, helmets feel weird. They say it doesn't affect your hearing, but it does.

Neal Stephenson

#9. You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

Phyllis Diller

#10. I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too.

J.A. Konrath

#11. Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

Thom Yorke

#12. Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.'

Jimmy Fallon

#13. Instead he looks over at her, his whole world, and realizes the passenger's side airbag didn't deploy.

Kelley York

#14. Learn to trust what you cannot see far more than what you can see.

Caroline Myss

#15. The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.

Thomas Henry Huxley

#16. God, who is absolute, reveals himself to different people in different ways [..] I realized it would be very narrow to think there was only one way to God.

Radhanath Swami

#17. People know me for up-tempo songs because of my hits.

Eddie Floyd

#18. And that's why people no longer care which words they use as long as they use lots of them.

Norton Juster

#19. Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

Frank Zappa

#20. Work is about more than making a living, as vital as that is. It's fundamental to human dignity, to our sense of self-worth as useful, independent, free people.

William J. Clinton

#21. The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#22. You're a great person, and I just want you to manifest that in relationships.

Ernessa T. Carter

#23. Through the Social Enterprise Demonstration Fund, we are connecting high-potential social enterprises with the resources they need to grow and create jobs. This not only contributes to a fairer, more prosperous province; it also helps position Ontario as a global impact investment leader.

Brad Duguid

#24. Just outside Tehran we passed a sign that said, 'Servitude is never accepted in an ideology that believes in Martyrdom'. Below was a picture of a white dove copping a bullet in the heart.

Peter Moore

#25. It was a needed instrument to spread abroad the truth of a new gospel to woman, and I could not withhold my hand to stay the work I had begun. I saw not the end from the beginning and dreamed where to my propositions to society would lead me,

Amelia Bloomer

#26. The world cannot be translated;
It can only be dreamed of and touched.

Dejan Stojanovic