Ack Quotes

#1. It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and I've always wondered about the techniques he discussed - ow. Ow! You're squeezing a little hard, Van Holtz."
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"Well, if you're willing to be my test subject - ack!

Shelly Laurenston

#2. I cursed and rubbed my forehead. The radio sang its bigotry in perfect '80s pop harmony. Let's send 'em aaallllllll ba-ack to Aaaaafrica . . . I reached down to the knob, to find the radio was already off. Here we fucking go.

David Wong

#3. I slid over to the edge of the bed and leaned back, letting my hair fall onto him.
"Ack!" he cried. "Don't scare me like that!

Catherine Clark

#4. Ack! I'm blind. Old man dick alert. Cover it up. She protested with her mouth, yet her eyes remained locked on his bare body. He swelled up to an even mightier size. Good grief. Just how big does that thing get? Should I duck and cover before it explodes?

Eve Langlais

#5. Ack! I said.
Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

Jim Butcher

#6. Ow. Ow. That hurt. Ack.. I'm dead.

Peach-Pit

#7. Hopping over the side of the couch I landed on top of him. "My bones are so heavy! I don't think I can move." I groaned.
"Ack!" he grunted. "I can't breathe."
"Oh noes! However will I get up so that my bubby can breathe?

Nicole Hamlett

#8. Though Kurt would later claim that his graffiti messages were political, in fact, most of what he wrote was nonsensical. He enraged a neighbor with a boat by painting "Boat Ack" in red letters on the ship's hull; on the other side he lettered, "Boat people go home.

Charles R. Cross

#9. Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

Christopher Moore

#10. Ack, joke gone bad, joke gone bad," Brenna wails, flapping her hands. "Run away. Run away.

Kristen Callihan

#11. But wait till it happens to you! The ack-ack guns make so much noise you can't hear your own voice.

Anne Frank

#12. A woman could do that to you - reach that place in your soul where the best and worst of you was kept. And once she was there, she owned that place and never left.

Lisa Kleypas

#13. I was a man who thrived on solitude; without it I was like another man without food or water. Each day without solitude weakened me. I took no pride in my solitude; but I was dependent on it. The darkness of the room was like sunlight to me. I took a drink of wine. Suddenly

Charles Bukowski

#14. There are three types of student: The golden student pays and loans, the silver student pays but does not learn, the bronze student learns but does not pay.

J.C. McKeown

#15. It ain't whatcha write, it's the way atcha write it.

Ack Kerouac WD

#16. Every empire grow until its reach exceeds its grasp

James S.A. Corey

#17. I'm a threat to anything that hurts Wonderland, including indifference.

Cassandra Kemper