Acerbic Humor Quotes

#1. Humor is rare in science fiction ... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it.

John Scalzi

#2. Grace Murphy, defender of the downtrodden! Snarking one villain at a time with her acerbic wit and pointy boobs! If there was going to be super-natural mojo involved in my life, the least I could ask for was non-sagging boobs.

Nicole Hamlett

#3. There are few things in life as precious to us as our children. Rare is the woman or the man who wouldn't readily die for his or her offspring.

Debra Webb

#4. As a gentleman- assuming you still have some pretensions in that direction- of honor- again, perhaps presumptuous, but still supposing your passing acquaintance with the concept- it is your duty- I won't even trouble to speculate here, but remain naively hopeful- to protect those under your care.

Connie Brockway

#5. On your way towards becoming a bad theoretician, take your own immature theory, stop checking it for mistakes, don't listen to colleagues who do spot weaknesses, and start admiring your own infallible intelligence.

Gerard 't Hooft

#6. Eat Chew Live' is not like other diet or weight loss books. There are no programs to follow, menus to cook, or products to buy, this book is about respecting how your body works.

John M. Poothullil

#7. I've only ever done out-and-out serious roles. I've played, like, five serial killers.

Andrew-Lee Potts

#8. Necessity is a guardian in Nature.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#9. A grave blockhead should always go about with a lively one - they show one another off to the best advantage.

William Hazlitt

#10. But I remember we sold nearly 18,000 records in one day.

Neil Innes