A Slice Of The Pie Quotes

#1. They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry

Russell Means

#2. In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.'

Evan Goldberg

#3. Labor is not fighting for a larger slice of the national pie-labor is fighting for a larger pie.

Walter Reuther

#4. Most of the Women's Libbers I knew really didn't want to have a piece of the men's pie. They thought that pie was kind of poisonous, toxic, really full of weapons, poison gases, all kinds of mean junk we didn't even want a slice of.

Grace Paley

#5. Every time you publish a book, be prepared to eat a fresh slice of humble pie.

Shana James

#6. Everyone loves a slice of period-drama-pie, but I think the success of 'Upstairs Downstairs' is really down to the wonderful format that Jean Marsh and Eileen Atkins created.

Ellie Kendrick

#7. By the mid-1950s, more than a third of all America workers in the private sector were unionized. And the unions demanded and received a fair slice of the American pie.

Robert Reich

#8. Since the 1980s, we have given the rich a bigger slice of our pie in the belief that they would create more wealth, making the pie bigger than otherwise possible in the long run. The rich got the bigger slice of the pie all right, but they have actually reduced the pace at which the pie is growing.

Ha-Joon Chang

#9. Staying in the past does not help, my friend. Everything passes you by while you're trying to relive that one little slice of golden apple that you had.

Ken Dereste Dorcely

#10. Life is like an 6-slice apple pie at a 12-guest dinner banquet. If you just sit back and wait for it to come to you, chances are, you're going to miss dessert.

Donald L. Hicks

#11. A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

Stephen King

#12. So learn about life. Cut yourself a big slice with the silver server, a big slice of pie. Open your eyes. Let life happen.

Sylvia Plath

#13. We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.

Shaquille O'Neal

#14. She is my reprieve. My air. Spencer Locke is the one slice of happy I have in this shit pie I call life.

L.B. Simmons

#15. I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie

James R Tuck

#16. Reading my books is like a slice of pie,
You can eat it fast, or slow, the choice is up to you

Janelle R. Moore

#17. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

Jay Leno

#18. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

Eric Carle

#19. There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.

Jay Leno

#20. One slice of key lime pie. Two forks.' I felt Todd's hand on my arm. 'You'll thank me later.' No doubt I would.

Ophelia London

#21. I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.

Jarod Kintz

#22. Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

George Will

#23. The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices.

Anthony Kiedis

#24. Hope turned sly. "What if the slice of apple pie is served a la mode?"

Smiling, Peggy Sue regarded her tall, brunette, and blue-eyed friend. "Is the slice of apple pie served a la mode with three scoops of homemade vanilla ice cream piled on top of it?

Lyn Key

#25. Isn't it enough you have poor Mitch here playing against bears?"
They all looked at "poor Mitch," who seemed to be having the equivalent of an orgasm eating that slice of cherry pie.

Shelly Laurenston

#26. Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.

Brandon Sanderson

#27. I have now been married to my third husband for more than 20 years. But when you've had children with someone you're divorced from, divorce defines everything; it's the lurking fact, a slice of anger in the pie of your brain.

Nora Ephron

#28. Apparently, the voices in my head couldn't hear each other. That was just another slice of crazy pie.

Mira Grant

#29. A slice of pie without cheese, it's like a kiss without squeeze ...

Stephen King

#30. This is the whistle-stop memoir of how a lower-middle-class girl from the north of England one day changed the way she lived her life and set off on a bumpy path that ultimately led her to her own slice of the happily-ever-after pie.

Tillie Cole

#31. Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.

Jeff Probst

#32. If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so large it represents 33 minutes. That means I'm three minutes late for dinner!

Jarod Kintz

#33. If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.

Michael Moore

#34. I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what would you do if you found a million dollars, he gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I'd like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"

Mitch Hedberg

#35. If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it, or you can slice it up and give some to the people around you, and you still have plenty left for yourself.

Jay Leno

#36. Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie.

Frederick Lenz

#37. After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a la mode next time.

Timothy Schaffert