A Goober Quotes

#1. In fact, eloquence in English will inevitably make use of the Latin element in our vocabulary.

Robert Fitzgerald

#2. I'm a science goober.

Mary Roach

#3. Beneath every goober is a kid. A person. Maybe he's not what you would call 'regular.' But so what? Is that a bad thing?

Jerry Spinelli

#4. There are three forces, the only three forces capable of conquering and enslaving forever the conscience of these weak rebels in the interests of their own happiness. They are: the miracle, the mystery and authority.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

#5. And of course there was no help for it, except recalling bits of conversations she had overheard from time to time about marriage. That's what knitting groups and sewing groups were for, wasn't it? Commiserating about marriage.

Jane Smiley

#6. I was asleep for almost ten years. And then this big goober with all these fucking weird animals moved into my house, and I was suddenly awake.

Amy Lane

#7. All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Dan Castellaneta

#8. I am not, by trade or character, a spotlight operator. I'm the goober with a flashlight, stumbling into corners and crannies, not looking for anything specific but knowing when I've found it.

Mary Roach

#9. Forcing yourself to shiver is one of the hardest things on your muscles and isometrics.

Daryl Hannah

#10. I feel there is an angel in me' she'd say
'whom I am
constantly shocking

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

#11. The dilemma of our lives is that boys can do everything and girls can do very little.

Jennifer Fox

#12. Love should'nt make our choices for us; it should just add importance to our choices.

Abbi Glines

#13. We are not born into the world. We are born into something that we make into the world.

Michael Talbot

#14. In Psychology we deal with minds and their processes, and leave out of account as far as possible the objects that we get to know by means of them.

Charles D. Broad

#15. I have a bad feeling about this," she said.
"We'll fake it. And if push comes to shove, we can just sing Goober Peas and waltz around."
"Rebecca might not find that very funny."
"Rebecca is a Northerner. You can tell because there aren't any cheese straws on the snack table.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#16. Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.

Stephanie McAfee

#17. What could he say? After the phone calls and the beating. After the desecration of his locker. The silent treatment. Pushed downstairs. What they did to Goober, to Brother Eugene. What guys like Archie and Janza did to the school. What they would do to the world when they left Trinity.

Robert Cormier

#18. Any performance I do, I give 110 percent.

DMX

#19. If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.

Cedric Nye

#20. For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just cool enough.

Steve Carell

#21. The priest was good but dull. The officers were not good but dull. The King was good but dull. The wine was bad but not dull.

Ernest Hemingway,

#22. I am the escaped one,
After I was born
They locked me up inside me
But I left.
My soul seeks me,
Through hills and valley,
I hope my soul
Never finds me.

Fernando Pessoa