Goober Quotes

#1. If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.

Cedric Nye

#2. I'm a science goober.

Mary Roach

#3. Beneath every goober is a kid. A person. Maybe he's not what you would call 'regular.' But so what? Is that a bad thing?

Jerry Spinelli

#4. I was asleep for almost ten years. And then this big goober with all these fucking weird animals moved into my house, and I was suddenly awake.

Amy Lane

#5. All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Dan Castellaneta

#6. I am not, by trade or character, a spotlight operator. I'm the goober with a flashlight, stumbling into corners and crannies, not looking for anything specific but knowing when I've found it.

Mary Roach

#7. I have a bad feeling about this," she said.
"We'll fake it. And if push comes to shove, we can just sing Goober Peas and waltz around."
"Rebecca might not find that very funny."
"Rebecca is a Northerner. You can tell because there aren't any cheese straws on the snack table.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#8. Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.

Stephanie McAfee

#9. What could he say? After the phone calls and the beating. After the desecration of his locker. The silent treatment. Pushed downstairs. What they did to Goober, to Brother Eugene. What guys like Archie and Janza did to the school. What they would do to the world when they left Trinity.

Robert Cormier

#10. For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just cool enough.

Steve Carell

#11. The world must know that America holds to the highest standards of military conduct and human rights protections. Anything less is unacceptable.

Barbara Mikulski

#12. I'm afraid that the United States is more isolated today than at any other time in my memory.

Brent Scowcroft

#13. My life was my life; I would have to stare it down, somehow, and make it work for me.

Paula McLain

#14. There are plenty of opportunities for common grounds that we need to explore and strengthen. The Hispanic community has a strong affinity for our relationship with Israel.

Bob Menendez

#15. A carpet of despair which lay underneath the levels of fury.

Lionel Shriver

#16. You put a wage behind something, it gives the act a sort of respectability.

Patrick DeWitt

#17. His delight at seeing this creation of human hands was mixed with the bitterness of finally understanding that nothing like it ever would be created again.

Dmitry Glukhovsky

#18. People have no tolerance. They think all bugs are bad. It's the American way. If you don't like something, kill it.

Carl Olson

#19. I think that, when you play a mother, whether you play a bad mother or a not so great mother or an amazing mother, being a mother is already so complicated. It's already three-dimensional, automatically, no matter what the role is, because you're playing a mother.

Eva Mendes