Famous Goober Quotes

#1. Pajamas are good for the soul.

Rebecca Stead

#2. The term congressional hearing is an oxymoron. No congressional hearing is ever called to gather information. Rather, it is an exercise designed strictly for posturing, by people who have already made up their minds, looking for ammunition to support their positions.

Jack McDevitt

#3. While one is asleep one cannot do anything that is good. Virtue is impossible in unconsciousness, only sin is possible. Unconsciousness is the source of sin.

Rajneesh

#4. I put both my thumbs under my chin and pushed upwards. Chin up, Shirley, I commanded

Jacqueline Wilson

#5. At first encounter the Karoo may seem arid, desolate and unforgiving, but to those who know it, it is a land of secret beauty and infinite variety.

Eve Palmer

#6. For the more a man has in himself, the less he will want from other people, - the less, indeed, other people can be to him. This is why a high degree of intellect tends to make a man unsocial. True,

Arthur Schopenhauer

#7. Whenever I do my own makeup, I usually only do foundation, bronzer, and mascara.

Jessica Szohr

#8. We are living at the beginning of the humanization of business.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#9. They were coming back to his mother's neighborhood now, the eastern boundary of which was a bridge spanning a know of train tracks that cut through the city like a zipper.

Nathan Hill

#10. Comfort's in heaven, and we are on the earth

William Shakespeare

#11. When my mouth shall be filled with dust, and the worm shall feed, and feed sweetly upon me, when the ambitious man shall have no satisfaction if the poorest alive tread upon him, nor the poorest receive any contentment in being made equal to princes, for they shall be equal but in dust.

John Donne