80th Birthday Jokes Quotes

#1. I have observed in foolish awe
The dateless mid-days of the law
And seen indifferent justice done
By everyone on everyone.

Edwin Muir

#2. The five senses offer us five different ways of shutting out reality. What is intuition and what does it perceive?

Nanamoli Thera

#3. Who was blowing on the nape of my neck.

David Mitchell

#4. Be careful, then, and be gentle about death. For it is hard to die, it is difficult to go through the door, even when it opens.

D.H. Lawrence

#5. Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

David Letterman

#6. I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment I used every day for weeks, all day, every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back.

Robert Pattinson

#7. This is what it means to be loved ... when someone wants to touch you, to be tender ...

Banana Yoshimoto

#8. China is, in fact, the only country in the world to be ruled for hundreds of years, not by the nobility, nor by soldiers, nor even by the priesthood, but by scholars.

E.H. Gombrich

#9. Journalism, as concerns collecting information, differs little if at all from intelligence work. In my judgment, a journalist's job is very interesting.

Vladimir Putin

#10. Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.

Alan Bennett

#11. The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one
or both. Usually both.

Susan Sontag

#12. It is sometimes the man who opens the door who is the last to enter the room.

Elizabeth Bibesco

#13. Spanish and English have such different music, and in my own poetry I feel much less drawn to fluid sounds than I do toward the hard sounds and rhythms that come out of the Anglo-Saxon roots of English.

Joan Larkin

#14. When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Scott Thompson

#15. There's a time to wait for a miracle, and there's a time to be a miracle.

Matshona Dhliwayo