Jerry Smith Quotes

#1. I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

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#2. A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

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#3. I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

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#4. Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

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#5. Don't learn safety by accident.

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#6. Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

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#7. A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!

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#8. There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

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#9. Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

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#10. If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

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#11. Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

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#12. If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

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#13. Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

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#14. Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

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#15. Children are for people who can't have dogs.

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#16. May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

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