Jackson Galaxy Quotes

#1. The first thing was not to panic, because all panic does is escalate the problem. (This is the first mistake that people make in situations like this: the cats lose their pee and the humans lose their shit.)

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#2. As an addict I take everything as a sign from God. It was pouring on about eight million people but I was the only one getting wet.

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#3. We need a country literally full of cat guys and cat girls, bikers, politicians, clergy, and everyone in between, in order to keep millions from dying without homes.

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#4. Being obligate carnivores, cats have a short, straight digestive tract perfectly suited for eating raw meat. Besides, you never see a cat in a field roasting a mouse over a spit, right?

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#5. He screamed like a thirteen-year-old girl with Bieber Fever,

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#6. When the picture your girlfriend conjures up in your head is of a cartoon skunk, reconsider the relationship.

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#7. If you've ever rubbed shoulders with insanity, he is a sweaty, foul-breathed cab driver who locks the door and takes you wherever he wants. The more you squirm to get out, the happier he seems to get. Insanity loves- no, needs-company.

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#8. This is what differentiates sympathy from empathy. No matter how much I care for you, it's not until I recognize me in you and you in me that the veil of gauze is lifted on the world.

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#9. The funny thing about decisions based on signs or gut or visions is that they're usually nothing but noble outs. Just another way to sabotage yourself and keep your bigger life at bay.

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#10. If you want to love them, learn to love like they do - firmly in the now.

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