Lisa Lampanelli Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Top 4 Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
#1. Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. - Author: Lisa Lampanelli
#2. Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. - Author: Lisa Lampanelli
#3. Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. - Author: Lisa Lampanelli
#4. I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! - Author: Lisa Lampanelli
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