Top 2 Dick Masterson Quotes
#1. Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat. Beer is also refreshing and a good listener.
#2. Fucking two things up at the same time isn't multitasking
Famous Authors
- Brooke Bolander Quotes
- Bryan Brown Quotes
- Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Quotes
- Franklin Veaux Quotes
- Greg Gorman Quotes
- James Paget Quotes
- Jeff Backhaus Quotes
- McG Quotes
- Paramahansa Yogananda Quotes
- Shannon O'Brien Quotes