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I'd love to talk to Janeane Garafalo or Randi Rhodes or Stephanie Miller from Air America. I'm an Air American junkie; I listen to them ...
Evolution is the most popular way we have for dealing with change.
A society without jaywalkers might indicate a society without artists.
A candidate with no experience they would package as a citizen politician, a lifetime hack as an elder statesman.
When you're playing upside down, it takes twice the strength.
Joscelin, is love supposed to make you feel like you're sick and dying, and mad enough to hit someone and drunk with joy, and your ...
Mom. Mom, I ... All I ever wanted was for you to smile at me. If you praised me just a little bit or touched ...
I don't need a boyfriend to be happy. If I meet someone and I want to be with him, then I will be. I'm very ...
I love being called NTR's grandson. I never moved away from his shadow, maybe because I didn't try enough or maybe because I like it ...
It is not easy for example to surgically remove a delusion
A man is accountable to no person for his doings.
If you don't fear the failure, then failures are the best muscle builder.
"Should I comfort those who do not mourn?" Some preachers are too quick and too willing to hand out pardons to sinners who do not ...
As far as Jacqs was concerned, he was doing a kindness by not letting Quin get confused about his feelings. Liking someone and not knowing ...
Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.
Because the truth is so unbearable I wish he'd spare me a lie. I
It's incredible, they're [the medals] beautiful and as soon as they put them around your neck, it's pretty amazing. Shannon played outstandingly well. She was ...
I want to do some fiction writing, I've had some pretty good luck with short stories, I'd like to do a couple of larger things.
But now Cathy had created the restlessness, the indignation, the beginnings of that shameful need to clamber aboard my spavined white steed, knock the rust ...
It is better to be hungry in joy, than to be filled in sorrow.
The greatest leading man, in my opinion, will always be Cary Grant.
I still don't know how I got to the big leagues because I wasn't that good.
She wore weird baggy clothes and seemed like the sort of person who might tesser in some dark and stormy night.
I don't speak Japanese, I don't know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can't exactly go up to him ...
When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I ...
I intended to portray the joy, anger, sorrow and pleasure of our lives through four seasons and through the life of a monk who lives ...
You have exactly three seconds to get out of here before I do everything I've been thinking about since the first day I saw you. ...
I am a big fan of Chad Johnson. I think that I would compare myself to him as well.
Yes, Detective Mitchell James Lawson was stubborn. More stubborn than me. Damn.
Using the Japan-U.S. alliance as a basis, it is important that we maintain and develop cooperative relations with our neighboring countries such as China, South ...
They would ask people to dosomething that is wrong? I thought angels were ... " She stumbled, trying tothink of a word to describe her ...
The Lord knows who we really are, what we really think, what we really do, and who we really are becoming.
The man that God will use has to be a man of faith that trusts God in everything.
It may be all dark now, but it will soon be light; it may be all trial now, but it will soon be all happiness. ...
The thing about Mumbai is you go five yards and all of human existence is revealed. It's an incredible cavalcade of life, and I love ...
Understanding is the least important thing when it comes to digging jazzbecause, like anything else, jazz is a form of entertainment. It is created to ...
What made medicine fool people for so long was that its successes were prominently displayed and its mistakes (literally) buried.
Blame anchors us into the past; a place we cannot change. Acceptance frees us to the future.
People expect comedy from me but I am not just a stand-up comedian anymore. I act on stage, host 'Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa' and also conduct ...
Indeed, I cannot think why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of oysters, so prolific the creatures seem. Ah, I ...
Congratulations!If I may be so boldOnly 40 years to goBefore you're a century oldJust saying
If men had more up top we'd need less up front
Monday 29 January 1821 [Halifax]I love and only love the fairer sex and thus beloved by them in turn, my heart revolts from any love ...
But freedom, liberty, is an attribute of the soul and it may exist even when the body is in bondage.
Why should the Eisenhower memorial be over twice the size of WWII Memorial? Why should it be so vast as to comfortably house two Lincoln ...
It was strange, how readily authority could be conjured with nothing but a bit of strutting jackassery.
I just close my eyes and act like I'm a 3-year-old. I try to get as close to a childlike level as possible because we ...
I know that I'll move on, I tell myself I'll find me something betterI'll let go and just forget herShe was no good for meDeep ...
When a juvenile commits a heinous crime, the State can exact forfeiture of some of the most basic liberties, but the State cannot extinguish his ...
Kids never jumped head first from the top ledge. Never. It seemed forever beforeStoney came back to the surface. Most of the white bubbles had ...
The rain is a noisy thing, splashing and pattering and rattling the rooftops.
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
My first novel, 'Compromising Positions,' was a whodunit. The protagonist was a Long Island Jewish housewife who turns private investigator. But she was Jewish the ...
Our human compassion binds us the one to the other - not in pity or patronizingly, but as human beings who have learnt how to ...
Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!
I did not even go to kindergarten; I just started first grade when I was five and started reading right away. I don't know how ...
I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, ...
If it wasn't for prison, I was in a bad way.
Jesus discouraged the accumulation of wealth, worried about its effects on those who had it, and took special pleasure in helping the poor, dedicating his ...
I learned never to take him into a baby store. Ever. He snickered every time he heard the word 'nipple.'" "Well, that's what you get ...
Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous of your flirting? She exchanged your denture cream for hemorrhoidal ointment.
Parents are working more than ever before and unable to monitor what kids are eating at home, and schools are selling astronomical amounts of junk ...
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
I was using tape loops for dancers and dance production. I had very funky primitive equipment, in fact technology wasn't very good no matter how ...
People don't want to hear about it if you're frustrated with your big career break.
Working in South Africa and the people in Johannesburg get under your skin. It stays with you. It's a place I want to take my ...
The world is not impressed when Christians get rich and say thanks to God. It is impressed when God is so satisfying that we give ...
For the gods, instead of what is most pleasing, will give what is most proper. Man is dearer to them than he is to himself.[Lat., ...
We all have baggage. The question is: What baggage can you deal with?
As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. "No, we can't do that." ...
The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.
First changing your attitude toward all these things you now think are not what they ought to be.
I believe that hospitality is central to the heart and ministry of Jesus and that to the extent we fail to extend this hospitality to ...
I don't take vacations. I don't get sick. I don't observe major holidays. I'm a jack hammer.
The work of a master reeks not of the sweat of the brow - suggests no effort - and is finished from its beginning.
We observe that in the scriptures, fasting almost always is linked with prayer. Without prayer, fasting is not complete fasting; it's simply going hungry.
He slides into second with a stand up double.
Without style, there can be no identity.
Say what you want about healthcare in America, but where else in the world can you get free antibiotics by just drinking the milk or ...
The idea of Jewish unity, of a plan, an organization, unfortunately exists only in the brains of Hitler and Streicher.
So I think hip-hop is moving and is going to continue to move in the direction of rappers just being honest with themselves, whether you're ...
The service had reminded her of the meaning of Christmas and given her a sense of peace. It had also reminded her of the baby ...
A man of talent is not born to be left to himself, but to devote himself to art and good masters who will make something ...
Most people think that Christianity is spelled DO: they look at the Bible or the life of Christ, and they simply try hard to live ...
Since no one said anything, I decided to make offense my best ... offense. You didn't call me up here to kill me, did you? ...
Some of my greatest pleasures have come from finding ways to overcome obstacles.
Reality is bizarre enough for me.
It makes a difference whether Moses or Jeroboam writes the history curriculum.
CUSTOMER: I'm always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you're buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
Giving something your time isn't the same as giving it your attention.
So you need hardly spell me how every word will be bound over to carry three score and ten toptypsical readings throughout the book of ...
All I could hear was the violin, and it was as if Juliek's soul had become his bow. He was playing his life. His whole ...
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
When the effects of female jealousy do not appear openly in their proper colours of rage and fury, we may suspect that mischievous passion to ...
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his ...
I went to the Tokyo Film Festival in Japan because I love Japanese cinema.
I found my way home, stripped naked, and lay on the bathroom floor, the cool tiles pushing up. Keeping me from falling. I didn't know ...
My focus on the budget, though, has played second fiddle to what I believe is even more important - creating jobs.
Real success in the kingdom of God is not about being strong and looking good and knowing all the right answers. It's about continually yielding ...