Top 100 Jerry Coleman Quotes
#1. Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.
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#2. Jerry Coleman was the kind of player who made me proud to wear the pinstripes.
Joe Torre
#4. Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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#6. The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
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#7. It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
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#9. And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
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#10. You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
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#11. You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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#13. Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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#14. The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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#15. If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
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#17. Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
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#18. There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
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#19. Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
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#20. From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
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#21. Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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#22. Jerry Garcia was one of the original American icons. He played naturally and beautifully.
Ornette Coleman
#23. Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
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#24. The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
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#25. Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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#26. They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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#27. Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
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#28. Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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#29. Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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#30. The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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#31. Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
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#32. Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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#33. When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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#35. There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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#36. That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6, can do things only a small man can do.
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#37. The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
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#38. The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
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#39. Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
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#40. We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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#41. There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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#42. Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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#43. Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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#44. Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
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#45. It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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#46. Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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#47. Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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#48. The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
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#49. Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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#50. The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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#51. Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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#52. DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.
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#54. Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
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#55. That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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#56. There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
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#58. Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.
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#59. George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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#61. Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
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#62. Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
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#64. Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
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#65. Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
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#66. Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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#67. I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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#68. With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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#70. If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
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#71. A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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#74. Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
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#75. I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
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#76. The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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#77. Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
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#78. Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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#79. Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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#80. Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
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#81. Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
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#82. I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
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#83. Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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#84. Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
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#85. I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
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#86. At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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#87. I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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#88. Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
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#90. The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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#91. Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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#93. Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
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#94. I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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#95. I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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#96. Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
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#97. On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
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#98. They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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#100. You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
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