Zurechtr Cken Quotes

#1. You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

Dave Attell

#2. There are some of us who are just born with a more adventurous spirit than others.

Lizzy Caplan

#3. I'm still spending my working life trying to mine people's souls and now they're complimenting me in reviews on the amount of time I spend in the gym. On the definition of my triceps.

Jason Isaacs

#4. When I think of Chinese parents, I think of people who weep upon hearing Beethoven, but who can't necessarily bring that joy to others.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#5. Even if you lie to me ... that's okay. I'll be satisfied with as much of yourself as you can give me.

Yun Kouga

#6. No," he says exasperated. "I want to be way more than friends. I want to be best friends, the kind that tell each other everything, the kind that fuck each other on the couch, in the shower, up against the wall. The kind of best friends who think of each other every minute of every day.

Meghan Quinn

#7. If someone is brought in for an interview, for example, and is asked about their views on things, but has posted things that are completely contrary to the interview, frankly I have much more faith in what they posted than what they say during the course of an interview.

Adam Schiff

#8. Cool people still have a hard time showing what they got in Hollywood.

Ice Cube

#9. Our society distributes itself into Barbarians, Philistines and Populace; and America is just ourselves with the Barbarians quite left out, and the Populace nearly.

Matthew Arnold

#10. Sectarian politics gets votes in Iraq. But sectarian government fails in Iraq.

Ahmed Chalabi

#11. I don't know if the secret of life is to find love, but I do think one of the secrets of life is to embody love.

Nicki Minaj

#12. And Mozasu? He is Baek Isak's son? He doesn't look like me." Sunja

Min Jin Lee

#13. The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

Matt Taibbi

#14. An automobile has about 10,000 moving parts, right? An airplane has two million, and it has to stay up in the air.

Alan Mulally

#15. Irrational lenders come and go - mostly they go!

John G. Stumpf