Meghan Quinn Quotes

#1. Oh, yeah, you like that banana? Are you going to turn into banana pudding soon? You going to lose your peel?

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#2. Rosie, you're making my fucking dreams come true right now.

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#3. It's all about the find when it comes to love, the moment when you meet the one person in your life you can't possibly live without, that was

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#4. sometimes you have to live your life with the motto...#NoRegrets. Sometimes you have to ignore the way people perceive you and do what you feel is right.

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#5. Giving myself a pep talk, I peeked into my pants and told my vagina that even though what was about to happen to her was construed by the devil himself, I still loved her and hopefully, such actions would bring great rewards in the future.

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#6. Mark my fucking words, Melony, I am going to woo you so hard, you won't know what hit you.

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#7. You always feel so much better about yourself when your friend gets angry with you rather than trying to solve the problem. Sometimes, you just have to bitch. "Tell

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#8. I don't mind showing you my dick, Rosie. It could be for experimental purposes. Science. Although, it wouldn't be very fair to all the other men you will probably see, since I'm so big and girthy.

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#9. It looked like a broken finger, a right hand turn sign, an Allen wrench, a drunk pencil, a worm with a broken neck, a damn garden hoe. It was not a penis.

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#10. No," he says exasperated. "I want to be way more than friends. I want to be best friends, the kind that tell each other everything, the kind that fuck each other on the couch, in the shower, up against the wall. The kind of best friends who think of each other every minute of every day.

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#11. Even though I was inexperienced with the opposite sex, I still craved the feel of a relationship, of a man's touch, of a kiss. It was an aspect of my life that I was sorely missing.

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#12. I'm a pleaser, Melony. I'm a woo-er. I'm a romantic who knows how to fuck you senseless.

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#13. Some Disney character crawled up her ass and put her in this mood. I just hope she doesn't have to have some sort of bibbidi-bobbidi-boo to get them out. Although, a Fantasia-like

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#14. The minute I saw a beady eye peak out from

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#15. You have to work for love, you have to earn it, and you sure as hell have to maintain it.

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#16. I will forever be hers, no matter where her life leads her without me. ****

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#17. You have the right to be mad, but be mad with a purpose. Be mad at the right thing.

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#18. If Porter crawled into bed with me, I wouldn't flee the scene right away. I probably wouldn't even kick him out. I might kick him in the gonads and then rub my cheek against his chest because that's the kind of girl I am. Beat them and then treat them.

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#19. I really wonder sometimes what Savannah sees in the pre-pubescent man-girl that I call my brother. I

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#20. Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.

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#21. No, it's not, but when I read a book without sex, I feel like I'm missing that connection between the characters...call me a pervert, but I think sex in a book is not just about getting all hot and steamy. It's about seeing the characters form this bond that is undeniable, you know?

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