Zoo Life Quotes

#1. So, not only am I panicking over the weekend if I need to know my lines, but also if can I get the kids to the zoo. Can I even go to church? I was asking for certain things that would allow me to plan my life a little better.

Hunter Tylo

#2. It's wrong to put the drug lobby's interests ahead of older Americans.

John B. Larson

#3. You jumped into Tartarus," she said, "because Percy said your name?

Rick Riordan

#4. Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.

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#5. I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

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#6. Life is a zoo in a jungle

Peter De Vries

#7. She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.

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#8. It was a huge zoo, spread over numberless acres, big enough to require a train to explore it, though it seemed to get smaler as I grew older, train included. Now it's so small it fits in my head.

Yann Martel

#9. But what the hell, I told myself, it wasn't as if I were one of them or even competing with them, for heaven's sake, I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life. The scientist dropping into the zoo at feeding time. That is what I told myself.

Elaine Dundy

#10. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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#11. We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.

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#12. Because of his compassion Owen was always in trouble with his partners. They would have much preferred a tough, down-to-earth manager who would get a days work out of the little bastards.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#13. I guess, growing up at Australia Zoo and getting to travel all over the world, I have this great outlook on life, and that's what I hope I inspire other kids to have.

Bindi Irwin

#14. I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

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#15. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

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#16. I have spent my entire life living in a zoo, which is pretty crazy. Not many kids get to say that, and it took me until I was about three years old to realize that we didn't just come to the zoo every day, that we actually lived here.

Bindi Irwin

#17. A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.

Robert Breault

#18. My mind is like a Zoo with no cages ... Watch where you step

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#19. Save a life, and your path will always have light.

James Patterson

#20. All the English flowers came from Shakespeare. I don't know what we did before his time.
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H.G.Wells

#21. It's been hard. My mother is proud of me, but her reaction swings wildly from day to day. I don't really take her point of view. I'm hard on her. And that's hard to read.

Sean Wilsey

#22. First Day at Harvard [10w]
Smartest kid in the room
walks into room of competitors.

Beryl Dov

#23. We rely on our purveyors to tell us what's available and what's good.

Thomas Keller

#24. Just as the humble, unassuming, assenting 'O.K.' has deposed the more affirmative 'Yes,' so the little cringe and hesitation and approximation of 'like' are a help to young people who are struggling to negotiate the shoals and rapids of ethnic identity, the street, and general correctness.

Christopher Hitchens

#25. I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop.

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#26. Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.

Clare Boothe Luce

#27. To me, the AMC brand is great storytelling - they call it slow-burn storytelling.

Billy Campbell

#28. I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

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#29. I didn't want to do a zoo show. I didn't want to do a study of someone with mental illness. I just wanted to show someone who was trying to live their life.

Daniel Craig

#30. Best day of my life was January 9, 1997. I was eight years old and my mom and I went to the zoo on a class trip. I liked the bears. She liked the monkeys. Best day ever. End of story.

John Green

#31. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed.

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