Zerksies Quotes

#1. One of the nicest things you can do is to speak kind words about someone behind his or her back.

Molly Friedenfeld

#2. The most powerful method of improving education is to invest in the improvement of teaching and the status of great teachers.

Ken Robinson

#3. His mother lavished attention on her dogs and her husband had them shot. She lavished attention on the boy and the boy was convinced he'd be next.

Helen Macdonald

#4. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

Phyllis Diller

#5. When you feel helpless, you'll do just about any old thing to shut off your head.

Joe Hill

#6. You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.

Daniel Tosh

#7. You think you know your possibilities.
Then other people come into your life
and suddenly there are so many more.

David Levithan

#8. When silence is a living thing, it can be a friend, sometimes even a comfort.

Dot Hutchison

#9. Congress should be forward thinking in the policies we set, instead of waiting until catastrophe looms.

Bill Frist

#10. I spent 250 to 300 days of every year on the road. But in the end, I felt something was missing. I needed to be anchored so I could concentrate, so in 2000, I established a new methodology - the one I use today. I spent the week in my office and travelled every weekend, even at Christmas.

Hans Ulrich Obrist

#11. The woman's entire music collection is formed from Pottery Barn compilations.

Gillian Flynn

#12. She loved one of them most of all.
And this one loved her back. He loved her back so hard that even the things that weren't special about her became special: the way she tapped her pencil on her teeth, the off-key songs she sang in the shower, how when she kissed him he knew it meant forever.

Maggie Stiefvater

#13. Only, it's not an it. It's a her. A zombie. A woman. A zombie woman. She's older than Janine, closer to my age, maybe early thirties, missing a little bit of her face, but otherwise sort of pretty in a melancholy way.

Charles Yu

#14. I've become totally hooked on Cellex-C. It's an anti-ageing serum and is fantastic. I use it morning and evening and even on my hands, where it has faded those dark spots.

Joan Collins

#15. I remember devouring the entire Hardy Boys series over one summer, enthralled by their bravery and cleverness.

Dan Brown