Zelmo Quotes

#1. Zelmo was nearly bellowing by the time he raised his glass to the tables center. 'To the human heart!' Diners at other tables glanced to see what was the matter.

Jonathan Lethem

#2. You should really find Jesus, young man." "I've put out a missing person report. The police told me they couldn't get a warrant to search his place.

Anonymous

#3. Beautiful actors are learning what beautiful actresses like Charlize Theron discovered a while ago - that they get taken more seriously when they trash the same beauty that got them taken seriously to begin with.

Steve Erickson

#4. Nothing has saddened me so much in life as the hardness of heart of educated people.

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. The one who loses his head no longer cares about his hair.

Nikita Khrushchev

#6. If you keep doing something because you like it and suddenly a decade or two passes - well, you have a career.

Kristin Van Ogtrop

#7. They seized him, and of all the acts of will in a life famed for them, it was by far the greatest that he resisted them not.

Brent Weeks

#8. I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth at dinner parties. It was very blousy.

Ellen DeGeneres