Zeesalma Quotes

#1. Even a good self will create another good self in the next life, and another one, and that good self will never be enlightened. You'll be bound, life after life, by good karma.

Frederick Lenz

#2. She always seemed a little lost - in her thoughts, or in the world

Nicolas Barreau

#3. We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do ...

Sharon Stone

#4. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "I don't know. How many?" "Eight." "Why?" "Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

Dennis Lehane

#5. Hope is the fuel that raises our standards. Losing it deletes our most basic desires.

Doug Pedersen

#6. Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Sam Ewing

#7. I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.

Randy Quaid

#8. I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

Rodney Dangerfield

#9. If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.

Nicki Minaj

#10. Just because I'm showing somebody being disemboweled doesn't mean that I have to get heavy and put a message behind it.

George A. Romero

#11. Few look for truth; many prowl about for a reputation of profundity by arrogantly challenging whichever arguments are the best.

Rene Descartes

#12. Real life seems to have no plots.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

#13. To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.

Mason Cooley

#14. Man makes very much such a nest for his domestic animals, of withered grass and fodder, as the squirrels and many other wild creatures do for themselves.

Henry David Thoreau