Young Adult Comedy Quotes

#1. A geisha has studied a man's moods and his seasons. She fusses and he blooms.

Arthur Golden

#2. Have you had contact with any other survivors?"
"Only one," the Alderaanian senator said grimly. "Lock onto my coordinates. He's waiting for you.

Matthew Woodring Stover

#3. Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection.

Scott Grimes

#4. It's hillbilly urine; we had better get home before they come to eat us. Kevin said pointing towards home proving if there was ever any doubt that he had no acting ability at all. (The Children of Ankh series)

Kim Cormack

#5. I gulped. But, I mean, everyone bends the truth sometimes to be friendly. What's really weird is that I'm the only one who seems to get in trouble for it. Anyway, what could possibly go wrong this time?

Sue Wyshynski

#6. We all say and do things we regret, but it's never to late to change, apologize and become a better person

Thomas Amo

#7. Normally I didn't attend my father's funerals unless I was scheduled to sing, but it wasn't every day Dad buried a rock star.

Linda Budzinski

#8. You know what the secret to a happy life is?"
"No regrets. Just live in the moment.

Nicole Christie

#9. This is my heart on CRACK. Robin when she sees Creek

Diane J. Reed

#10. In Divine unity and the affirmation of it, Divine beauty and dominical perfection become apparent. If there was no unity, that pre-eternal treasury would remain hidden.

Said Nursi

#11. Yet as a team, we can pull together to do some incredible work.

Randy West

#12. Having a good memory for numbers isn't actually a failing, you know." "It is when it's weird. Are you sure you're gay? I'm beginning to think you're mathmosexual.

J.L. Merrow

#13. You're ... a demon hunter?'
'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.

Maureen Johnson

#14. I literally hate working out.

Olivia Munn

#15. If you cannot see the fineness in my Hammer, you'd best look at him with better eyes.

Amy Lane

#16. Your words bring me joy. Let the two of us unite to bring forth a world of peace and virtue.

Liu Bei

#17. I gotta go but... I miss you. That's all."
"I miss you too", I say hugging my body tightly with the sleeves of his shirt.
This... Is falling.

Ginger Scott

#18. He was never unfaithful to Bina. But there is no doubt that what broke the marriage was Landsman's lack of faith.

Michael Chabon

#19. Many large corporations are actually modeled on hell,' Brother Frank added. 'The policies and organization are almost idential. Hell, of course, is much worse.

Maureen Johnson

#20. Cath exhaled. Then inhaled. Her chest was so tight, it hurt both ways. Levi shouldn't get to make her feel this way - he shouldn't even have access to her chest.

Rainbow Rowell

#21. What I love about doing musical work is that it heightens the emotion.

Jeremy Jordan

#22. In a band that works out well, everybody has a certain role to fulfill.

Gavin Rossdale

#23. A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

Chevy Chase

#24. He wanted to break up with me in the cafeteria? Fat chance. I leaned toward him and touched his arm in a girlfriend sort of way. "If you planned to stage a public breakup with me, you can forget it."
Amusement showed in his hazel eyes. "Think you can stop me?

Chris Cannon

#25. We could use all the blessings we could get. The impact of what we were about to do hit me like an anvil on Wile E. Coyote's head. We were heading out to stop Satan's son and save the world from certain destruction.
Piece of cake.

Terri Clark

#26. The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

Carroll Bryant

#27. Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.

Sharon Sant