Top 100 You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
#1. You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
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#2. You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
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#3. You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
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#4. You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
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#5. You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
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#6. You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
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#7. You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
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#8. You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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#9. You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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#10. You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
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#11. You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
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#12. You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
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#13. You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
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#14. You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
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#15. You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
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#16. You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
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#17. You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
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#18. You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
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#19. You might be a redneck if ... you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
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#20. You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
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#21. You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
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#22. You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
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#23. You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
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#24. You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
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#25. You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
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#26. You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
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#27. You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
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#28. You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
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#29. You might be a redneck if ... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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#30. You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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#31. You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
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#32. You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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#33. You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
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#34. You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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#35. You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
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#36. You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
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#37. You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
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#38. You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
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#39. You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
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#40. You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
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#41. You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
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#42. You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
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#43. You might be a redneck if ... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
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#44. You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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#45. You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
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#46. You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
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#47. You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
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#48. You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
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#49. You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
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#50. You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
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#51. You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
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#52. You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
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#53. You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
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#54. You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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#55. You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
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#56. You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
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#57. You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
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#58. You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
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#59. You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
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#60. You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
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#61. You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
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#62. You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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#63. You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
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#64. You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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#65. You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
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#66. You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
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#67. You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
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#68. You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
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#69. You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
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#70. You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
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#71. You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
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#72. You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
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#73. You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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#74. You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
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#75. You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
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#76. You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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#77. You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
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#78. You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
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#79. You might be a redneck if ... you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
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#80. You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
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#81. You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
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#82. You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
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#83. You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right
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#84. You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
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#85. You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
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#86. You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
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#87. You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
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#88. You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
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#89. You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
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#90. You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
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#91. You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
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#92. You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
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#93. You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
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#94. You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
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#95. You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
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#96. You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
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#97. You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
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#98. You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
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#99. You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
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#100. You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
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