You Give Me A Smile Ive Never Felt Quotes

#1. I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.

Lewis Black

#2. I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.

John Mulaney

#3. The general rule for refactoring into a new inheritance hierarchy is to arrange code so that you can promote abstractions rather than demote concretions.

Sandi Metz

#4. When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies.

Alice Hamilton

#5. When we are young, we are slavishly employed in procuring something whereby we may live comfortably when we grow old; and when we are old, we perceive it is too late to live as we proposed.

Alexander Pope

#6. The willing sacrifice of the innocents is the most powerful retort to insolent tyranny that has yet to be conceived by God or man.

Mahatma Gandhi

#7. I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

Tana French

#8. I have never thought of legacy or what I want to achieve.

Maurice Levy

#9. Two men - the cupbearer and the baker of the king of Egypt, who were being held in prison - had a dream the same night, and

Anonymous