You Can't Fix Stupid Quotes

#1. You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Si Robertson

#2. We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White

#3. Ah, well. You can't fix stupid. And you can't heal crazy.

Thea Harrison

#4. You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Ron White

#5. You can't fix stupid,

W. E. B. Griffin

#6. You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.
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Darynda Jones

#7. Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

T. Hammond

#8. I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.

Ann Bruce

#9. War is the admission of defeat in the face of conflicting interests.

Germaine Greer

#10. Home is the dearest spot on earth, and it should be the centre, though not the boundary, of the affections.

Mary Baker Eddy

#11. If I use the word consciousness, in our lab, in our institute, what we mean is the special quality of mind, the special features that exist in the mind, that permit us to know, for example, that we, ourselves, exist, and that things exist around us.

Antonio Damasio

#12. If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than look stupid.

John LeFevre

#13. Moving on, as a concept, is for stupid people, because any sensible person knows grief is a long-term project. I refuse to rush. The pain that is thrust upon us let no man slow or speed or fix.

Max Porter

#14. Time healed all wounds, but there was nothing you could do to fix stupid.

Chrissy Olinger

#15. You can admire the way someone meets hard circumstances, but you can't admire him because of them.

Elizabeth Harrower

#16. You made a mistake. One fucking enormous, stupid mistake. That's all. Now get over it. Buck up and fix it, and if you can't fix it, keep going anyway. It's the only way to live.

Vanessa Diffenbaugh

#17. Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

Demetri Martin

#18. Trust your heart if the sea catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backwards.
-I feel like, Charlie the main character can only communicate his bother who past away through nature and that he needs to move on and find love evn if his brother is not there physically.

Ben Sherwood

#19. I have been clinically depressed for most of my life. I once used drugs to fix it. Then I stopped. I stopped because I decided they were making me stupid, and I'd rather be miserable than stupid. I am what I am.

Neal Stephenson

#20. For women especially, virginity has become the easy answer- the morality quick fix. You can be vapid, stupid, and unethical, but so long as you've never had sex, you're a "good" (i.e. "moral) girl and therefore worthy of praise.

Jessica Valenti

#21. I continue to be fascinated by the fact that feelings are not just the shady side of reason but that they help us to reach decisions as well.

Antonio Damasio

#22. If you got the chance, you acted. If you sat back and waited and hoped that something good would come along and save you, or fix what you were too frightened or weak or stupid to fix for yourself, you could wait a lifetime and still be trapped.

Chet Williamson

#23. Whether I want to be at practice or not, I show up every day. Whether I'm healthy or I'm sick or hurt or tired, I show up every day.

Chael Sonnen

#24. I'm in love with you, you stupid arse, and I'm not losing you. Got it?" she whispered against his lips before kissing him again. Her confession had stolen his breath, so all he could do was nod. "Now, once again, how do we fix you?" she asked, when they finally parted. To

Morgan Rhodes