Yo Mama Quotes

#1. Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.

Richard Pryor

#2. Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Ray Stevens

#3. You are only an extra in everyone else's play.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#4. I don't care what you do, I just don't want to be a mud hippie like you. [From 1994 woodstock]

Green Day

#5. De girl baby ain't born and her mama is dead, dat can git me tuh spend our money on her. Ah told yo' before dat you got de keys tuh de kingdom. You can depend on dat.

Zora Neale Hurston

#6. I'm really happy with everything that I've been fortunate enough to do and with the creative outlets I've been blessed to have.

Erin Wasson

#7. Then he gave a sad little smile. "Yo Mama better watch his back," he said.

Gayle Forman

#8. Yo Mama so ugly,

Yo Momma

#9. It's uh known fact ... you got tuh go there tuh know there. Yo' papa and yo' mama and nobody else can't tell yuh and show yuh.

Zora Neale Hurston

#10. The madness of mobs or the insolence of soldiers, or both, when too near to each other, occasion some mischief.

Benjamin Franklin

#11. Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods.

Tupac Shakur

#12. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Mature Jokemaker Jr.

#13. If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Dov Davidoff

#14. Writing without making mistakes is like vomiting hot air.

Gunter Brus

#15. A life awakened to God so that the world becomes our monastery.

Ken Shigematsu

#16. I really believe that fashion, and dressing up, is a great way for guys to express and interact with their creativity.

Cam Newton

#17. To be able to think freely, a man must be certain that no consequence will follow whatever he writes.

Ernest Renan

#18. Tis not your time, my love," he whispered. "You will not die tonight."
"Never," I said to him, "for I have been blessed by Death's Eternal Kiss.

Charlotte Featherstone

#19. If you can't reduce your argument to a few crisp words and phrases,
there's something wrong with your argument.

Maurice Saatchi

#20. Yo mama's so dumb, she put two M&m's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminen.

Fun Stuff

#21. Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.

Jess Franken