Top 18 Best Yo Mama Quotes

#1. There was always another side to a joke, the side of the victim. He

Pico Iyer

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#2. Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Ray Stevens

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#3. De girl baby ain't born and her mama is dead, dat can git me tuh spend our money on her. Ah told yo' before dat you got de keys tuh de kingdom. You can depend on dat.

Zora Neale Hurston

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#4. Then he gave a sad little smile. "Yo Mama better watch his back," he said.

Gayle Forman

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#5. Yo Mama so ugly,

Yo Momma

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#6. It's uh known fact ... you got tuh go there tuh know there. Yo' papa and yo' mama and nobody else can't tell yuh and show yuh.

Zora Neale Hurston

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#7. The Royal Family have always had an interest in a number of different areas of society. We are a part of society.

Prince Andrew

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#8. Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods.

Tupac Shakur

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#9. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Mature Jokemaker Jr.

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#10. I just want my kids to see that when you serve and put other people first and invest in other people it will come back!

Eric Thomas

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#11. If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Dov Davidoff

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#12. The competitive advantage of the twenty-first century is increasingly derived from hard-to-copy intangible assets such as company culture and leadership effectiveness.

Scott Keller

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#13. Pay the laborer his wages before his sweat dries.

Nazr Mohammed

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#14. Only in the present do things happen.

Jorge Luis Borges

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#15. Yo mama's so dumb, she put two M&m's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminen.

Fun Stuff

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#16. Identity theft is a serious crime that affects millions of Americans each year.

Ben Bernanke

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#17. Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.

Jess Franken

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#18. You're saying the gods don't have free will."
"The power to make mistakes," Penny said. "Only we have that. Mortals.

Lev Grossman

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