Top 64 Wwe Cm Punk Quotes
#1. Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.
CM Punk
#2. I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!
CM Punk
#3. John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?
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#4. OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL
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#5. Looks like he's dressed for court.
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#6. You're not funny and nobody likes you!
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#7. Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.
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#8. Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.
CM Punk
#9. My name's Punk. CM Punk.
CM Punk
#10. Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.
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#11. Straight edge means I'm better than you.
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#12. Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!
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#13. It's a good thing a DUI's job security.
CM Punk
#14. One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
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#15. On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.
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#16. If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.
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#17. It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!
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#18. I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.
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#19. This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque
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#20. I would, but I know where that hand's been.
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#21. What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!
CM Punk
#22. YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!
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#23. You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!
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#24. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.
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#25. Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.
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#26. I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.
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#27. I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.
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#28. Fix him so I can break him again!
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#29. Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.
Jim Ross
#30. Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
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#31. See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.
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#32. He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.
CM Punk
#33. My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.
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#34. King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
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#35. Is he under the influence or something?
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#36. I am the voice of the voiceless.
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#37. Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE
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#38. Can I wear your blazer?
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#39. You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.
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#40. I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.
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#41. So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.
CM Punk
#42. Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
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#43. I am the best wrestler in the world.
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#44. In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear.
CM Punk
#45. Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.
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#46. How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?
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#47. Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.
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#48. I am fat and I don't care.
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#49. My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.
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#50. We have the worst security!
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#51. Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!
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#52. It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.
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#53. This is not the Spanish announce table!
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#54. I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it.
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#55. I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.
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#56. Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.
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#57. I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.
CM Punk
#58. Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!
CM Punk
#59. Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
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#61. Security, we have a jumper! Security?
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#62. He spilled my diet soda!
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#63. The CM stands for Cole Miner.
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#64. Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
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