Quotes About Cm Punk

#1. In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

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#2. Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE

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#3. In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear.

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#4. It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

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#5. I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

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#6. I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

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#7. These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did.

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#8. My name's Punk. CM Punk.

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#9. This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque

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#10. Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

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#11. If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me.

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#12. My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

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#13. I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

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#14. King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

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#15. Is he under the influence or something?

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#16. I am the voice of the voiceless.

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#17. One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

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#18. I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

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#19. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

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#20. Can I wear your blazer?

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#21. You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

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#22. People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

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#23. I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

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#24. There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

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#25. I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

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#26. I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings ... that didn't end ... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining.

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#27. I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

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#28. King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

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#29. So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

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#30. I am The Catalyst of Change

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#31. I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

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#32. Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

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#33. I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

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#34. I am the best wrestler in the world.

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#35. Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs ... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C ... M ... Punk.

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#36. Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

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#37. There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena

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#38. Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

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#39. Best of luck in your future endeavors!

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#40. How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

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#41. I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

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#42. I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.

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#43. The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

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#44. Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

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#45. I am fat and I don't care.

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#46. Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

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#47. My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

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#48. We have the worst security!

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#49. All your heroes are dead! I killed them!

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#50. I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

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#51. I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.

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#52. Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

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#53. This is not the Spanish announce table!

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#54. I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it.

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#55. I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

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#56. Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

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#57. Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

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#58. To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

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#59. Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

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#60. I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

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#61. Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

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#62. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

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#63. I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did.

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#64. If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

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#65. I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

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#66. This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS.

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#67. Security, we have a jumper! Security?

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#68. He spilled my diet soda!

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#69. The CM stands for Cole Miner.

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#70. I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

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#71. I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

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#72. Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

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#73. Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

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#74. I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

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#75. It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

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#76. I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

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#77. I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

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#78. Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

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#79. John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

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#80. OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL

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#81. I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

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#82. Looks like he's dressed for court.

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#83. You're not funny and nobody likes you!

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#84. I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.

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#85. Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

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#86. Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

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#87. Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

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#88. I am officially a member of The New Breed!

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#89. I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

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#90. Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

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#91. I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

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#92. Straight edge means I'm better than you.

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#93. Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

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#94. It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

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#95. A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.

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#96. One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

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#97. Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing

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#98. I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

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#99. I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

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#100. My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.

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