Worst Hangover Quotes

#1. Last time I was sober, man I felt bad,
Worst hangover that I ever had.
It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,
Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.

Mark Knopfler

#2. Every hangover feels like the worst hangover you've ever had, but this one was definitely a classic. One for the ages. He felt like all the water had been forcibly sucked out of his body, like an apricot in a dehydration chamber, and replaced with venom from an angry adder.

Lev Grossman

#3. My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.

Heather Morris

#4. I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'

David Sedaris

#5. Getting service right is more than just a nice to do; it's a must do. American consumers are willing to spend more with companies that provide outstanding service - ultimately, great service can drive sales and customer loyalty.

Jim Bush

#6. What are you doing?"
"I'm going to enjoy a long overdue make-out session with my girl. That's what I'm doing." I explained, stepping into the room and closing the door behind me with one shove of my foot.

Abbi Glines

#7. Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Colin Quinn

#8. We cannot build our lives around what might happen tomorrow.

Zig Ziglar

#9. For me, a picture should be like sparks. It must dazzle like the beauty of a woman or a poem. It must have radiance; it must be like those stones which Pyrenean shepherds use to light their pipes.

Joan Miro

#10. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

Tracy Morgan

#11. Education has been given us from above for the purpose of bringing to the benighted the knowledge of the Saviour.

David Livingstone

#12. My dream collaboration is with Lauryn Hill. Is that ever gonna happen? Who knows!

Eve

#13. He always says that,' muttered Vimes as the two men hurried down the stairs. 'He knows I don't like being married to a duchess.'
'I thought you and Lady Sybil-'
'Oh, being married to Sybil is fine, fine,' said Vimes hurriedly. 'It's just the duchess bit I don't like.

Terry Pratchett