Top 17 Woosnam Quotes

#1. Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

Ian Woosnam

#2. What other people do shouldn't affect you - we do things because of the kind of person we each want to be

George C. Marshall

#3. When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

Henny Youngman

#4. I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old.

Ian Woosnam

#5. Next to a mother she wanted a quiet place where she could be alone when she wanted to be; to listen to the wind telling her strange tales, or hold the big spotted shell that murmured of the sea to her ear, or talk to the roses in the garden.

L.M. Montgomery

#6. When I was ten years old, I realized I'd been kidnapped as a toddler. Of course, I would have to have been a fairly dim child to miss the clues. Great big pink-elephant clues, trumpeting and lumbering and shitting through the house, ignored by everyone except me.

Augusten Burroughs

#7. Any person capable of angering you becomes your master;
he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him.

Epictetus

#8. Obviously I was challenged by becoming a Naval aviator, by landing aboard aircraft carriers and so on.

Alan Shepard

#9. I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

Ian Woosnam

#10. If you think you are too old to rock 'n roll, then you are.

Lemmy Kilmister

#11. No one had ever done a swimming movie before so we just made it up as we went along. I ad-libbed all my own underwater movements.

Esther Williams

#12. It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

Ian Woosnam

#13. I was a marionette. He loved pulling the strings.

Ruta Sepetys

#14. My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

Ian Woosnam

#15. The best you can hope for is a great collaborator.

Lauren Graham

#16. Specificity is the soul of narrative.

John Hodgman

#17. Loneliness is multiplied by rejection.

Don Curtis

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