Women Love Amusing Quotes

#1. Non-Masons stay pretty much in the dark about What Goes On, though now and then something jumps out, exposes itself, jumps giggling back again, leaving you with few details but a lot of Awful Suspicions. Some

Thomas Pynchon

#2. Hard as nails Stacy Killian was one like one of those Tootsie Roll Pops - hard shell, soft, chewy center.

Once a guy knew the center could be chewed, that's what they did. Chewed you up and spit you out. Or swallowed you, bite by bite. Goodbye respect. Goodbye self-esteem.

Erica Spindler

#3. Born of a noble father and a saintly mother, President Hinckley learned as a young boy the truths of the restored gospel from his faithful parents. He came to respect deeply and value highly his pioneer heritage.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

#4. It is wondrous, Will Henry," breathed the monstrumologist over the maddening hum of the flies. "I feared we might be wrong-that Socotra was not the *locus ex magnificum*. But we have found it, haven't we? And is it not wondrous?"
I agreed with him. It was wondrous.

Rick Yancey

#5. First I loved women, then animals, and now I love stones. They're just as amusing as women and animals and they're much less trecherous.

Victor Hugo

#6. It is to such sufferings that we attach the pleasure of loving, of delighting in the most insignificant remarks of a woman, which we know to be insignificant, but which we perfume with her scent.

Marcel Proust

#7. I live a very secluded life, a very contemplative life and a very meditative one. That is my ideal life.

Alice Walker

#8. An' that cold hand o' wind was Old Georgie's hand, yay, the devil what was standin' there wavin' a crookit spoon.

David Mitchell

#9. Your life is either getting brighter from moment to moment or it's not. If it's not getting brighter, it's because there's no risk. There's no risk in thinking instead of stopping your thought. There's a lot of risk in stopping your thought.

Frederick Lenz

#10. It was always disconcerting to discover that you shared opinions with someone you had no respect for.

Leah Cypess

#11. I know I'm 25 now, but there's still that little lad inside me who likes his dad there to see him.

Jamie Redknapp

#12. My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave ... Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral.

Simona Panova

#13. Pride and ego makes a mockery of an apology. Humility wins forgiveness without question ... so break 'yo'self'!

T.F. Hodge

#14. The mind of a man is often thrown off its track by what women possess between their legs

The Halloween Orgy Massacre

Jeff O'Brian

#15. I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movies.

Sean Penn

#16. There is Beauty in the Darkness

Brooke Lee