Amusing Lines Quotes

#1. You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.

Ellen DeGeneres

#2. You can live constrained within the confines of a solely material perspective, or choose instead the infinite field of quantum possibility.

Marianne Williamson

#3. Christianity is simply the ideal form of manhood represented to us by Jesus Christ.

Henry Ward Beecher

#4. The house of God doesn't get terribly good reception, I'm afraid.

Philip Hemplow

#5. Give, and you may keep your friend it you lose your money; lend, and the chances are that you lose your friend if ever you get back your money.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

#6. Beware of shadows bearing gifts.

Steven Erikson

#7. A tight structural form opens possibilities. Take a pattern, an established model or sub-genre, and write to it. In writing, limitation gives freedom

W.G. Sebald

#8. For just a little while, in all our lives, we're granted brief glimpses at the way things really operate. In those times, we learn the hardest lessons. To coin a few phrases, there are none so blind as those who will not see ... and sometimes, the sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

Edward Morris

#9. People tried to do a lot of stuff with me early in my career where they tried to shape me into one thing or another. They couldn't just take the chance and go with my vision - which was just my intuition, really.

Katy Perry

#10. In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it.

Samuel Johnson

#11. So where should we start? It's helpful to begin with habits that most directly strengthen self-control; these habits serve as the Foundation for forming other good habits.

Gretchen Rubin

#12. The forecast was cloudy with extended periods of consciousness, followed by a stitch in my side and a sense of impending doom swelling to a symphony of demolition

Edward Morris

#13. I was in the neighborhood," he said, answering the question I was about to ask. His lips twitched. "You know, wandering around, trying to be a hero.

Brodi Ashton

#14. She is pure and good and light. I am dark and twisted and fucked up.

Jessica Ingro

#15. It is easy to catch a disease from another, but not to catch health. The bad will sooner corrupt the good, than the good will convert the bad.

Thomas Watson