Witwould Quotes

#1. Mr Witwould: "Pray, madam, do you pin up your hair with all your letters? I find I must keep copies." Mrs Millamant: "Only with those in verse ... I never pin up my hair with prose."

William Congreve

#2. I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run..

Bill Engvall

#3. We hate people who honestly tell us what they think about us. We wish we were what we are not

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#4. If we have a very big problem to deal with, it is the problem of realism, because we are weaker than our emotions.

Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh

#5. Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.

Tina Fey

#6. If golfers know they look good, they will play better. I think that is valid for men and women.

Letitia Baldrige

#7. Like, people are less likely to invest in their retirement when they have more options in their 401K plans than when they have fewer.

Sheena Iyengar

#8. Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.

Bob Dylan

#9. Their youth is touching, but I know I can't be deceived by it. The young ones are often the most dangerous, the most fanatical, the jumpiest with their guns. They haven't yet learned about existence through time. You have to go slowly with them.

Margaret Atwood

#10. I don't walk around big headed. I'm not a superstar.

DMX

#11. DREAM PREDICTION ELITE is the realization of true amazement in your audiences reactions. This is PURE GOLD - A REAL WINNER

Banachek