Witty One Liners Sayings

#1. Winning supporters over can only really be achieved by what you do, not what you say. It's no use just smiling and shaking hands and getting quoted with witty one-liners.

Randy Lerner

#2. Val and Ruth had been friends forever, for so long that Val was used to being the overshadowed one, the "normal" one, the one who set up the witty one-liners, not the one who delivered them. She liked that role; it made her feel safe. Robin to Ruth's Batman. Chewbaca to her Han Solo.

Holly Black

#3. No matter how dire a situation may be, I can always find the humor in it somewhere. If I was ever in a horror movie I would be the goofy one who doesn't seem to know quite what's going on but survives to the end with witty one-liners.

A.J. Rose

#4. I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners - particularly when it's a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I'm biased.

Richelle Mead

#5. The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.

Ernest Hemingway,

#6. A man chooses what he becomes, and he must accept responsibility for his choices.

April White

#7. I love you. If you hadn't existed I would have had to invent you.

Elaine Dundy

#8. We are deeply conscious of the fact that our north and west must be developed.

Lionel Murphy

#9. To be honest, I enjoy all different types of films and experiences.

Abbie Cornish

#10. Why?" I say, so quietly that it comes out sounding like a tiny, tired sigh.
"Nobody wants to be mediocre." Her shadow on the ceiling is monstrous, a witch in profile.

Brenna Yovanoff

#11. I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

Lucy Robinson

#12. Nefret said with a gusty sigh, 'Well, that's done it. We may as well join in, Ramses, family arguments are the favorite form of amusement here and this looks like being a loud one.

Elizabeth Peters

#13. I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.

R.M. ArceJaeger

#14. Like so many champions of justice, she possessed empathy in the abstract, but sometimes fell short when confronted with the flesh-and-blood reality.

Erik Valeur

#15. But Schaffa is a grown-up, and grown-ups need their sleep; that's what her father always said whenever she or Chaga did something that woke him up.

N.K. Jemisin

#16. I never dreamed I would be producing the Oscars. That was a huge deal for me.

Brett Ratner

#17. I'm a reader who uses fiction as a way of worrying about life.

Lorin Stein

#18. A library could show you everything if you knew where to look.

Pat Conroy

#19. Reminiscing, with obvious emotion, on his long career: It's like the size of the crowd here today. It always surprises me. But I do appreciate it.

LaVell Edwards

#20. The rancor I once bore recedes, supplanted by admiration and a sense even of loss at the mates we might have been and the times we might have shared.

Steven Pressfield