Witty Fool Quotes

#1. Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

William Shakespeare

#2. Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

Susan Lendroth

#3. In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.

Giacomo Casanova

#4. Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.

Peter Behrens

#5. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

Freddie Mercury

#6. She can be pious, she can be learned, she can be witty and wise and beautiful, but if she is married to a fool she will be "that poor Mrs. Fool" until the day he dies.

Philippa Gregory

#7. Writers of novels are so busy being solitary that they haven't time to meet one another. But then, a writer learns nothing from a writer, conversationally. If a writer has anything witty, profound or quotable to say he doesn't say it. He's no fool. He writes it.

Edna Ferber

#8. Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

Amit Kalantri

#9. The problem is you make the tricks look good. You are a brilliant acrobat, and a witty comedian. You are skillful. People want a fool to be foolish
trip on banana peels and grin and spout nonsense. These men want fools to make them feel better about themselves, not to remind them what they lack.

Kelli Swofford Nielsen

#10. No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

Bob Hope

#11. New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.

Pharoahe Monch