Witty Comebacks Quotes

#1. I think we should have the majority of the party's voters decide who they want as their nominee.

Mitt Romney

#2. If you hear me out, I believe you'll discover that what motivates me more than any other issue is the defense of everyone's rights.

Rand Paul

#3. And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese

Lucian Bane

#4. I'm a Republican and I'm gonna stay a Republican because they need somebody like me to stay in the Party and keep hammering away.

Charles Evers

#5. I believe a writer is an eye, a pervasive eye that sees the reality that surrounds us, as well as the impression it makes on our souls. It reacts - or does not react - by putting it on paper.

Mariela Griffor

#6. Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.

Mark A. Cooper

#7. Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?

Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...

Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!

Ao Jyumonji

#8. Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Kin Hubbard

#9. You're the beautiful one. It's society that's ugly.

Marilyn Monroe

#10. ...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.

J.A. Beard

#11. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

#12. Astronomers are greatly disappointed when, having traveled halfway around the world to see an eclipse, clouds prevent a sight of it; and yet a sense of relief accompanies the disappointment.

Simon Newcomb

#13. What are you - Secret Service?'
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice.

Robert Goddard

#14. How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Mark A. Cooper

#15. (About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts.

Terry Pratchett