Wise Humorous Sayings

#1. Is the any model like morality?

Lailah Gifty Akita

#2. Cupid, you see, was a more dangerous archer than even mighty Apollo, for, although Apollo's arrows could drain one's life blood in an instant, a wound from Cupid's arrows would cause one to fall deeply in love,

William F. Russell

#3. If a man can save himself, there is no need for a Saviour.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#4. Not everything that is seen is visible.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. As Engels memorably put it: "The overthrow of mother-right was the world historical defeat of the female sex. The man took command in the home also; the woman was degraded and reduced to servitude; she became the slave of his lust and a mere instrument for the production of children.

Anonymous

#6. To die in the act of killing is, in essence, to die defeated.

Mahatma Gandhi

#7. Change does not take place in a vacuum.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. The world is made up of words.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#10. Living unloved is like clipping a bird's wings and removing its ability to fly.

Wm. Paul Young

#11. Is there any thinking animal like man?

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. But at home he was our humorous, kind, and wise Dad. He loved reading, and he loved including the whole family in his discoveries. He

Ji-li Jiang

#13. Weakness is weaker when discovered by others.

Mita Jain

#14. If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot ... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it.

Norman Rockwell

#15. A word to the wise an't nesisary its the stupid ones who need the edvise.

Eliga H. Gould

#16. A fool will study for twenty or thirty years and learn how to do something, but a wise man will study for twenty or thirty minutes and become an expert. In this world, it isn't ability that counts, but authority.

Barry Hughart

#17. The most colossal display of wise, inspiring,
and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.

Richard Lederer

#18. You don't hear what I hear.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#19. Intuition is the soul within the soul.

Arthur Alfred Lynch

#20. Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?

'Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.' Prov. xxvi. 4.

'Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.' Prov. xxvi. 5.

Samuel Grant Oliphant