Wino Quotes

#1. How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

Bill Hicks

#2. If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.

Conrad Dobler

#3. Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino!

Nick Cannon

#4. You smell like a wino dipped in other winos," Dorsky

Matt Wallace

#5. Making money ain't nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you're just as graveyard dead as he is.

Louis Armstrong

#6. Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

George Carlin

#7. The faerie represent the beauty we don't see, or even choose to ignore. That's why I'll paint them in junkyards, or fluttering around a sleeping wino. No place or person is immune to spirit. Look hard enough, and everything has a story. Everybody is important.- Jilly Coppercorn

Charles De Lint

#8. I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.

Dick Gregory

#9. I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Mitch Hedberg

#10. The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.

Jimmy Buffett

#11. There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino.

Edward Abbey

#12. My saxophone playing
And my wino career are in a slump
'Cause I find myself now living
In a cardboard refrigerator box down by the Houston dump

Jeff Simmons

#13. It's all ka-ka, saying mind is really brain. Sure, my hand is in my pocket. Is my pocket my hand? Every wino on M Street knows a thought is a thought and not some cells or chazerei going on in the brain. They know that jealousy is not some kind of game from Atari.

William Peter Blatty

#14. I killed you. And you. And you.

Suzanne Collins

#15. Sing a song of Tar Ponds City, party full of lies! Four and twenty liars, seventeen hands caught in pies! When the pie was cut, Hugh Briss began to sing! Wasn't that a stonewall rat to set before the Fossil's ding?

Beatrice Rose Roberts

#16. Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

Fats Waller

#17. How do you deserve a fortune? Render fortunes of service.

Jim Rohn

#18. Why can't I write something that would awake the dead? That pursuit is what burns most deeply.

Patti Smith

#19. The real nightmare, worse than the one in which the Big Machine wants to kill you, is the one in which it sees you as irrelevant, or not even as a discrete thing to know.

Benjamin H. Bratton