Top 29 Wimpy Kid Quotes
#1. Interesting. You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately.
Leonard Nimoy
#2. When men and women are loyal to ourselves and others, when we love justice, we understand fully the myriad ways in which lying diminishes and erodes the possibility of meaningful, caring connection, that it stands in the way of love.
Bell Hooks
#3. That I was sleeping at a time when my husband was dying is so horrible a thought, I can't confront it.
Joyce Carol Oates
#4. Very few men imprisoned for economic crimes or even crimes of passion against the oppressor feel that they are really guilty.
George Jackson
#5. Millard! Who's the prime minister?"
"Winston Churchill," he said. "Have you gone daft?"
"What's the capital of Burma?"
"Lord, I've no idea. Rangoon?"
"Good! When's your birthday?"
"Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!
Ransom Riggs
#6. 'E.T.' was far-fetched. 'E.T.' was this wimpy-looking kid that came to Earth to pick some plants, but he came from the Andromeda Galaxy to do that.
Seth Shostak
#7. I'm not a wimpy kid at all. I don't care what other people think - I only care what I think about myself.
Zachary Gordon
#9. Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished!
Augustus
#10. When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put back on your shelf, and rediscover a few years later. I hope that the book finds its way into the bathroom of every kid in America.
Jeff Kinney
#11. We are 25 years too late. If the object is to avoid dangerous change, we've already had it. The object now is to avoid really dangerous change.
Stephen Schneider
#12. I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.
Jeff Kinney
#13. I always say, 'Thank goodness 'Wimpy Kid' was a comedy because my singing in that was more humorous than professional.'
Devon Bostick
#14. Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
Jeff Kinney
#15. 'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.
Jodie Foster
#16. What people say about you, good or bad, is not nearly as important as what you are.
Orrin Woodward
#17. When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.
Jeff Kinney
#20. Working with Dav Pilkey was a dream come true. Dav is incredibly funny, and he's been a hero of mine for a long time. It was great bringing the 'Wimpy Kid' and 'Captain Underpants' worlds together!
Jeff Kinney
#21. Long before 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid', 'Dork Diaries', and the graphic novel explosion, only a small press like Tricycle was willing to take a risk on such an innovative format.
Marissa Moss
#22. I was an average kid who had his wimpy moments.
Jeff Kinney
#23. My mom was Sara Hale.
My dad was Jonathan Hale.
I was no one's son.
Krista Ritchie
#24. When you learn to love yourself unconditionally,
the universe will conspire to love you blissfully.
Debasish Mridha
#25. Jeff Kinney's 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' series and Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' books got 49,323,701 kids reading.
Jon Scieszka
#26. All that helter-skelter about strings and memories was only relevant in the dark. It was light out now and time to put away childish things.
Benjamin Brindise
#27. Can you be brave?' I did not know. I did not think so. It seemed to me that all I had done so far that night was to run from things.
Neil Gaiman
#28. The terrors ingrained in a child went deeper than any anxiety acquired as an adult. The fear bred itself right into growing bones, mellowed into hatred, and became part of the DNA. In my case, it laced the edges of every cell, like heroin and equally addictive. The
Anne McAneny
