Wilfrid Sheed Quotes

#1. One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.

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#2. The only reason I didn't kill myself after I read the reviews of my first book was because we have two rivers in New York and I couldn't decide which one to jumo into.

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#3. Suicide is about life, being in fact the sincerest form of criticism life gets.

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#4. The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."

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#5. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.

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#6. For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says.

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#7. The worse we treat people in this country, the more delicately we talk about them.

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#8. She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

Darynda Jones

#9. The tyrannosaurus looked a little shamefaced - but only a little, for dinosaurs would rather drown in tar than admit they're wrong. That unfortunate attitude played a key role in their extinction.

Catherynne M Valente

#10. Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.

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#11. I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe.

Robert Anton Wilson

#12. I thought I was stronger than a word, but I just discovered that having to say goodbye to you is by far the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Colleen Hoover

#13. Beware the fictionist writing his own life. Even candor becomes a strategy.

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#14. New York is an ugly city, a dirty city. Its climate is a scandal, its politics are used to frighten children, its traffic is madness, its competition is murderous.
But there is one thing about it - once you have lived in New York and it has become your home, no place else is good enough.

John Steinbeck

#15. I picked up the writing on the very day he died. It was the only consolation I could find.

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#16. Some of the most beautiful bird calls are cries of distress and fear ... these sculptures are a way for me to express my cry.

Kari Byron

#17. Whether or not Big Brother is watching us, we certainly have to watch him, which may be even worse.

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#18. The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic American sentence because there were so many things that could not be said any other way.

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#19. As things now stand, the office is a slightly meaner battleground than the home. Male bosses seem to dominate their women underlings as they would never dominate their wives.

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#20. Every writer is a writer of the generation before.

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#21. Mr Michener, as timeless as a stack of National Geographics, is the ultimate Summer Writer. Just as one goes back to the cottage in Maine, so one goes back to one's Michener.

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#22. People talk about talent as though it were some neutral substance that can be applied to anything. But talent is narrow and only functions with a very few subjects, which it is up to the writer to find.

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#23. Mankind has always made too much of its saints and heroes, and how the latter handle the fuss might be called their final test.

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#24. As you approach the presidency, no one seems worthy of it, since it wasn't designed for a human in the first place.

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#25. Saloons provide moments of genuine ecstasy - but only if your soul is at peace and the rest of your life bears contemplating. Otherwise, they are palaces of misery.

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#26. Of course, history is only a muddle of facts and a fuddle of professors, and anyone who thinks it is one clear voice saying "Arise, sir Knight" deserves a life sentence in Camelot.

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#27. I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.

Jerry Seinfeld

#28. The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.

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#29. How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late.

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#30. Unnecessary customs live a brutally short life in America.

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